Sunday, June 16, 2013

Happy Father's Day from FREEISMYLIFE

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The Top 10 Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say:

10. "Well, how ‘bout that? I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for directions."

9. "You know Pumpkin, now that you’re thirteen, you’ll be ready for un-chaperoned car dates. Won’t that be fun?"

8. "I noticed that all your friends have a certain hostile attitude. I like that."

7. "Here’s a credit card and the keys to my new car. Go crazy!!!"

6. "What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating is not good enough for you, son?"

5. "Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend. You might want to consider throwing a party."

4. "Well, I don’t know what’s wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies—ya know—that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks."

3. "No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring. Now quit your belly-aching and let’s go to the mall."

2. "Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend."

And the number one thing you’ll never hear a dad say:

1. "What do I want for Father’s Day? Aahh—don’t worry about that. It’s no big deal." (actually they might say this, but they don’t mean it).


FREE Father's Day Concert with Alexander Zonjic at Henry Ford West Bloomfield Hospital TODAY 6/16 2pm

FREE Yogurt for Dad on Father's Day from TCBY - TODAY ONLY

COUPON: 4 White Original White Castle Sliders for only $1 for Father's Day Weekend- LAST DAY

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